A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a sandwitch and a drink. When he finished, he pulled out a pistol and shot up the place, scaring customers and breaking dishes, glasses and liquor bottles before turning to leave. Shocked, the manager said,"Hey, where are you going?"
The panda glanced back over his shoulder and said," I'm a panda, look it up", before disappearing through the door. The bartender pulled out a dictionary and thumbed through it until he found an entry for panda. The definition read,"A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin characterized by distinct black-and-white markings. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Courtesy - Reader's Digest
1 comment:
ho ho... I actually did read that but in an FHM issue some years back
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