Cute Quote

Shaving head is no serious trouble until it comes to a time when one has to wash
one's face, and doesn't know where it ends.

- BOFI'S UNCLE

Just Pun It!

All I need is piece of mind.

Do not come to mess with me.

When you're happy, you're gay.

Meet Sallu and you'll not kill anybody who is dear.

Don't drive after whine.

Dove into the pool won't survive.

Don't lie in the Church, it's not your bedroom.

All the roads lead to roam.

The worm of cricket is chirping all around.

Don't you worry, I'll serve philtered water.

Might might not always be right.

If you've a heavy bottom, shall I call you a waist fellow?

What you so, sow you reap.

Shall I call you sapien or homo?

Does fridge rime with freeze?

Fine, I'll pay it.

Some secrets are hidden under many lairs.

I heard you've a wild ass?

It's so hot in May, God bless!

Do you eat those who're chicken?

If pun crosses borders...

Main tujhe roz ek rose dunga.

Kis kis ko kiss karun?

Shaving Private Ryan

Bald Man of the Century!
Yul Brynner was born in Sakhalin, Russia on July 11, 1915 and to celebrate his magnificent shaved dome and for being the iconoclast of baldness, Bald R Us has designated Yul Brynner's birthday as The First Annual International Bald Holiday.”


Got your scalp shaved? Don't get disheartened. Here are a few tips and suggestions that may bring greenary inside your deserted heart:

• Wear a sporty cap (preferably black) 24*7. Remember if you can't resurrect it, just cover it up.
• Don't kickstart any gossip or conversation about looks, it will end up cursing you for your pathetic condition.
• If someone asks you why, tell him the reason straightaway and straighforward. It's always better to finish it off then and there.
• When on a solitary stroll, let 'it' breathe and believe me, when the sweat wetting it evaporates, you experience what Kate Winslet felt in the Titanic pose.
• Now the toughest part - kids will ridicule you for sure. Your siblings will pat and friends will tap on your plains. Don't lose your cool, that's exactly what they want.

**The writer is temporarily suffering from shavedscalpsyndrome.