Saturday, May 13, 2006

Shaving Private Ryan

Bald Man of the Century!
Yul Brynner was born in Sakhalin, Russia on July 11, 1915 and to celebrate his magnificent shaved dome and for being the iconoclast of baldness, Bald R Us has designated Yul Brynner's birthday as The First Annual International Bald Holiday.”

Got your scalp shaved? Don't get disheartened. Here are a few tips and suggestions that may bring greenary inside your deserted heart:
  • Wear a sporty cap (preferably black) 24*7. Remember if you can't resurrect it, just cover it up.
  • Don't kickstart any gossip or conversation about looks, it will end up cursing you for your pathetic condition.
  • If someone asks you why, tell him the reason straightaway and straighforward. It's always better to finish it off then and there.
  • When on a solitary stroll, let 'it' breathe and believe me, when the sweat wetting it evaporates, you experience what Kate Winslet felt in the Titanic pose.
  • Now the toughest part - kids will ridicule you for sure. Your siblings will pat and friends will tap on your plains. Don't lose your cool, that's exactly what they want.

**The writer is temporarily suffering from shavedscalpsyndrome.


BoFi said...

When I got tonsured last summer, the best piece of advice I got was from my uncle, who said that shaving head was no serious trouble until it came to a time when one has to wash one's face, and doesn't know where it ends:D

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