अकेला था जीवन में रिलायंस की कसम लगती थी गुरु की चाय में चीनी कम मेरी हीरो जेट हो गयी थी खटारा पैराशूट तेल सर पे लगाता ढेर सारा
पहन के पैरागौन के चप्पल, सारंग की टीशर्ट रोज़ सुबह रिबौक पहन भागता था सरपट एक दिन ड्यूरासेल की तरह चलता ही गया सी.आर.सी. पहुँचने का बनाया रिकार्ड नया
फिर भी पहुँचा एयर-डेक्कन की तरह लेट प्रौफ की पैंट पे लगा था एशियन पेंट लिप-गार्ड की मुस्कान के साथ बैठा बेंच पर बगल में बैठी फेयर ऐन्ड लवली देख घूम गया सर
फ्रांस की सुंदरी के बगल में मिस्टर इंडिया दोनों की खूबसूरती का राज़ लक्स और क्या क्या सेट्-मैक्स लग रही थी जो दीवाना बना दे नज़र न लगे कोई उसे गोदरेज के लौकर में छिपा दे
विक्स की गोली खा मैंने कहा हाय मेरी लाईफ में तुम रेडियो-मिर्ची की तरह आये मैं हूँ तेरा सर्फ तू मेरी सुपर निरमा मैं रिडर्स डाईजेस्ट तू मेरी मनोरमा
हमारा प्यार फेविकौल का जोड़ टूटेगा नहीं चल डी.एल.एफ. का घर बनाएँ दूर कहीं सौदा कच्चा नहीं यह है बबूल-बबूल पैसे वसूल तुम भी कहोगी क्या बात है साड़ी हो तो प्रफुल
सच्चा प्यार है ओंकार रामायण अगरबत्ती हाजमोला कैन्डी की तरह कुछ खट्टी कुछ मीठी यह प्रियागोल्ड बिस्किट इसे हक से मांगो हच के कुत्ते की तरह मैं तेरे पीछे चाहे कहीं तुम भागो
रूखेपन से कहा उसने कहाँ तू बाटा कहाँ मैं टाटा दिखावे पे न जाओ अपनी अकल लगाओ मैंने डाँटा बोली तू तो बड़ा टाईन है मेरे अमूल माचो सोनी एरिक्सन बजा ऋतिक के माफिक नाचो
मंजूर है तेरा प्यार जो स्प्राईट की तरह है क्लियर तभी कोई चिल्लाया अटेंडेंस है क्लिनिक ऑल क्लियर गुड नाईट के सपने से जाग और साईन कर कायमचूर्ण के राक्षस टी.ए. ने कहा हँसकर
सपने हुए चूर जाने मेरा दुख किस झन्डु बाम से जायेगा पेप्सी पीते हुये यही सोचता हूँ कि मेरा नंबर कब आयेगा
So simple, yet so moving. No living Indian can remain untouched by what Shah Rukh has to say here. All ye leadership perverts! Get yourself prepared for gyan.
What makes a leader? I’d say, really good acting skills. The most effective way to lead is not to show that you are doing it. People hate being told what to do, and what not to do. No one likes to be led by the nose. You must not make them feel you are the boss, guide, whatever. You just have to carry people along with compassion, love, and not least of all, a sense of humour. In fact, not only should others not feel the burden of your leadership, the leader himself should lead without realising it, without donning the grand mantle of setting some maha example. Achievement is the destination, leadership is showing the way to it.
Secondly, I’ve seen that every true leader treats people well. That’s crucial. You can get away by treating some people badly some of the time, but you cannot make a practice of it. I’d say the best leadership is like parenting. You don’t have to instil awe; you should create loving respect.
Thirdly, you have to have focus. But it is important that the leader’s focus does not become heavy, aggressive, pressuring, troubling, aggravating for others. You should do the planning and what you have to do, and then leave everyone to get on with his or her part of it. It’s most important to believe in everyone else as much as you do in yourself. It’s your team. You’ve chosen it. The people on it should be good, right?
Even if I know the outcome will not be what it should, I have to physically work it out myself. It’s fantastic if you get it right. But it’s equally all right if you get it wrong. Just do it. That’s what I tell my son and my daughter. There’s always a second time to get it right. I simply don’t believe in not doing anything because you are afraid it won’t work out as planned. For leaders as for followers, there should be no don’ts; just do it.
We are all part of the same compost heap. Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions. You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything.
- TYLER DURDEN, Fight Club
This may be assumed as a sequel of an earlier post containing
Bheega hua aadmi baarish se nahi darta (A drenched person is not scared of the rains).
An ignorant miscreant has been reported to have fled from a madhouse. General public is hereby requested to chew over the works of Mr Virgineer and report palpable symptoms of insanity. Help police help yourself!
