Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Ass a whole!

Never had a fight
Never proposed to a girl
Never scored in quizzes
Highest Marks or null.
Never typed in chat window
ROTFL or LOL,
O dear holy mother
I bet I'm an asshole.

Never threw in class
Chalkpiece on Prof,
Never wore torn jeans,
No chic's pic did morph.
Never cheated in exams,
Not a Lays from SAC I stole,
O dear holy mother,
I bet I'm an asshole.

Never smoked grass
Never smelled weed
No freshie did harass
No textbook did read
Never hit a six
Only score's an own goal
O dear holy mother
I bet I'm an asshole.

Never had a tea
Or sutta in Tarams
Never broke any guitar
Or punctured hostel's drums
Never played AOE
Never fired in the hole
O dear holy mother
I bet I'm an asshole.

3 comments:

Voldi said...

shit yaar.. you seem to have had a really boring life..
So planning to be a Virgineer for life? :P

Virgineer said...

Nahi yaar, waiting for a white-clothed angel riding a white horse who will come and take me away... :P

Voldi said...

That I am sure will never happen..
In a way you have accepted :P