Well-in-time

Dear *,

Baagon mein bahaar hai?

Kaliyon pe nikhaar hai?Aaj shanivaar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Ghar mein badi car hai?

Bhai ko bukhaar hai?

Family ijjatdaar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Filter copy bekaar hai?

Class mein lecture sar ke paar hai?

Quiz ke naam pe aata bukhaar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Bhagwaan ki leela aprampaar hai?

Lunch mein papad, achar hai?

Tu ek chatur naar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Tifanys pe udhaar hai?

Mess-card checker samajhdaar hai?

Friend khake leti dakaar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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IIT junta despo hazaar hai?

Shakal se lachar hai?

Phir bhi samajhdaar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Lib mein books ki bharmaar hai?

Entrance pe baitha hawaldaar hai?

ID-card bhoolna kai baar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Dept mein sidhiyon ki kataar hai?

Cycle ka bantadhaar hai?

Mithun ki film Tadipaar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Guru mein juice orange, anar hai?

CLT sadak ke us paar hai?

Valentine ke din dil bekaraar hai?

Tumko mujhse pyaar hai?

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Aaj astrology forecast mein

Sandal ya thappad ki maar hai;

Superman, batman, shaktimaan,

Na lagta mera rishtedaar hai.

Phir bhi ek dialogue bolta hun,

Film ka naam sarkaar hai -

Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai main karta hun,

Tu haan kar ya na kar *,

Apun ko to tujh se hi pyaar hai!

If it's still no,

Ek pyaar ke pyaare panchhi pe

Ye kaisa emosanal attyachar hai?