Bald Man of the Century!Yul Brynner was born in Sakhalin, Russia on July 11, 1915 and to celebrate his magnificent shaved dome and for being the iconoclast of baldness, Bald R Us has designated Yul Brynner's birthday as The First Annual International Bald Holiday.”
Got your scalp shaved? Don't get disheartened. Here are a few tips and suggestions that may bring greenary inside your deserted heart:
- Wear a sporty cap (preferably black) 24*7. Remember if you can't resurrect it, just cover it up.
- Don't kickstart any gossip or conversation about looks, it will end up cursing you for your pathetic condition.
- If someone asks you why, tell him the reason straightaway and straighforward. It's always better to finish it off then and there.
- When on a solitary stroll, let 'it' breathe and believe me, when the sweat wetting it evaporates, you experience what Kate Winslet felt in the Titanic pose.
- Now the toughest part - kids will ridicule you for sure. Your siblings will pat and friends will tap on your plains. Don't lose your cool, that's exactly what they want.
**The writer is temporarily suffering from shavedscalpsyndrome.
2 comments:
Nice:)
When I got tonsured last summer, the best piece of advice I got was from my uncle, who said that shaving head was no serious trouble until it came to a time when one has to wash one's face, and doesn't know where it ends:D
Hey what a great site keep up the work its excellent.
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